CONSTITUTION
FOR
The Braich Goch Cask Ale Society
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Title: The Society's full name
shall be " The Braich Goch Cask Ale Society"
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Mission Statement:
" To develop and promote the The Braich Goch Cask Ale Society
primarilly for the consumption of Real Ale ( Oh and for the
benefit of the local community ). The society shall be non-sectarian,
non-sober, non-political, non-profit making, maintain the traditions
of talking about sex, drugs, rock and roll, politics, religion,
more sex and absolute drivel (with the exception of Scratch
who must attempt to make sense at least once each evening).
The Society shall be a totally inclusive organization except
where lager louts are concerned. "
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Membership:
The Society will be open to individuals, groups, P*** heads
or associations with an interest in promoting the objectives
noted in point 2. "NO LAGER DRINKERS"
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Management:
The day to day management of the Society will be in the hands
of totally incompetent people. From now on they will be referred
to as those "That must be obeyed."
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The Committee:
- Choral Society - Ollie, Jane ( Had to fit them in somewhere
)
- First Aider - Bryn the Labrador ( Big enough to carry a Firkin
round his neck )
- Chairman - Eden ( Nobody else would do it )
- Secretary - Andy ( Keeps control of the written word so no
else can write rude things about other people especiall himself,
me )
- Treasurer - Ann ( Only one who can add and suptract, smart
ass )
- Ale Master - Richard ( Self confessed Anorak when it comes
to cask Ales )
- Fun Arranger - Scratch ( You've only got to look at him )
- Ambassador to All England - Julian ( Poor bugger was only
visiting a relative and got dragged in. Well done Jules )
- Party Host - Lizzi ( Less said )
- Master of Ceramonies - Bill ( Gobby bugger that likes the
souind of his own voice )
- Wine Expert - Ian ( Knows F*** all about ale )
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AGM
Whenever we can get enough people together to have a proper
meeting without everybody getting drunk and very silly
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Behaviour
All officers and committee members will be told what to do and
how to behave.
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Quornm
The meeting will be deemed to be quorate When the Boring B*****d
( Chairman ) is sober enough to decide if it's worth taking
a vote on anything or even talking about anything.
- Meetings:
Committee meetings shall be held when members can be dragged from
the Bar
- lndemnities:
No member of the committee will be responsible for anything. In
the case of bad practice by any committee member the entire committee
will band together and blame a non-committee member or politician
whoever is closer at the time.
- The Winding up of the Association:
When the ale runs out
Agreed ( Date) ...…………………………..
Signed ………...................….Position…..(
Doggy )
Signed ………………………Position
….( Missionary )
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